| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Logged In! Log in to the computer. |
1 |
 Internet Explored Visit all 2 websites on the Chinese internet. |
2 |
 Super Redundancy 64 Wonder why both the documents and briefcase folders are identical. |
1 |
 Dumpster Diving Inspect each of your recycled items without luck. |
2 |
 Invasion of Privacy Try and snoop on other people's files on the network. |
1 |
 No Sound Drivers Installed Desperately attempt to change the volume. |
2 |
 The Real Microsoft Office Experience Look at the corner of each office application, plus Photoshop. |
1 |
 Maturity Level 100 (Try to) Type out 8008 in the calculator. (Accuracy not included) |
2 |
 But Can It Run Doom? Visit the MS-DOS prompt through the Run prompt. |
2 |
 Hopelessly Helpless Try and get some help, but then fail to understand any of the text. |
1 |
 The Key to Freedom Log out of the computer. |
1 |
 Buyer's Remorse Turn off the computer. |
1 |
 Soft Reset Click the button that refreshes the desktop. |
2 |
 Digital Art Museum Admire all the artwork on your computer. |
2 |
 A Plea For Help Attempt and fail to send a voice fax. |
2 |
 The Windows 8 Award Move the cursor to the top right of the screen like it's Windows 8 all over again. |
2 |
 Sleeping on the Mouse Hold down the mouse without moving it for a bit. |
5 |
 Cookieless Clicker Click the mouse 300 times without turning off the computer. |
5 |
 Windows 98 Seconds Edition "Speedrun" the game from from BIOS to Shutdown in under 98 seconds. |
5 |
 Like A Buffet of Sadness Visit every screen on the computer including the hidden BIOS screen and 100% the game. |
10 |