| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Nice to meet you... Pinocchio Beat Mode 1 which features beginner difficulty, slow speed, and no gravity |
2 |
 My Beard Is Not an Affectation! Beat Mode 1 without losing a single round |
10 |
 You Are Lucky This Is Not a Klingon Ship Beat Mode 2 which features intermediate difficulty, moderate speed, and no gravity |
3 |
 Today Is a Good Day to Die! Beat Mode 2 without losing a single round |
10 |
 We Are Hugh Beat Mode 3 which features intermediate difficulty, fast speed, and no gravity |
3 |
 Resistance is Not Futile Beat Mode 3 without losing a single round |
10 |
 We'll Get You to Sickbay Beat Mode 4 which features expert difficulty, moderate speed, and moderate gravity |
5 |
 What Is He, a Fish? Beat Mode 4 without losing a single round |
10 |
 Pursuing an Untamed Ornithoid without Cause Beat Mode 5 which features expert difficulty, moderate speed, and negative gravity |
5 |
 Have I Been Dreaming Again? Beat Mode 5 without losing a single round |
10 |
 Engage! Beat Mode 6 which features expert difficulty, moderate speed, and strong gravity |
5 |
 Make It So Beat Mode 6 without losing a single round |
25 |
 Shut Up, Wesley! Beat Mode 7 which features expert difficulty, fast speed, and strong gravity |
5 |
 The Game's Not Big Enough Unless It Scares You a Little Beat Mode 7 without losing a single round |
25 |
 Close Call Win a round while damaged |
5 |
 Pacifist Win a round without firing a single bullet |
5 |