| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Well, Shit... Hit the only question block thing in the game |
1 |
 A Key to Oh God No Complete the first stage, if you can call it that |
1 |
 Mario Enlargement Pipe Become Sparkling Super Duper Mario |
1 |
 There Will Be Blood Have at least 30 lives |
1 |
 Winners Don't Do Drugs Collect whatever the hell this thing is |
1 |
 Why Did I Bother Doing This Murder Luigi until he is die |
5 |
 I Do Not Enjoy This Revisions! To celebrate over 187 players, murder Luigi again, but this time without taking damage. |
25 |
 Anti-Vertigo To celebrate over 187 players, destroy Luigi without taking damage and without doing a spin jump |
50 |
 I Have Rights! To celebrate over 187 Retro Ratio, murder Luigi again, but this time without pressing left. |
10 |