| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 WOWSERS! The Charge Beam! Obtain the Charge Beam. |
1 |
 WOWSERS! The Plasma Beam! Obtain the Plasma Beam. |
1 |
 WOWSERS! A Map! Obtain the Fridgeate Orpheon Map. |
1 |
 You Got the Milk! Obtain the Milk. |
1 |
 Are You Happy Adam? Finish the game and deliver Adam his desired Milk. |
1 |
 Rolling Milk Star Collect the Milk in ball form and roll back to the ship. |
1 |
 Milk Hates Shaking Finish the game without jumping. |
2 |
 Milk Grabbed without Spilling Finish the game and deliver Adam his desired Milk without taking damage. |
3 |
 All I Brought Back Was This Glass of Milk Finish the game with minimal upgrades. |
1 |
 Milk Sprinter Finish the game within 6 minutes of in-game time. |
3 |