| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 The Gang's All Here Clear the mission "Sweet & Kendl" [Cheats block all achievements] |
2 |
 Respect Plus During the mission "Ryder", earn Ryder's respect with your new haircut |
1 |
 Sick Snatch During the mission "Ryder", distract the cashier for the robbery with some reverse bowel movement |
1 |
 Ryder, Censored! Clear the mission "Ryder" |
2 |
 Leaving A Mark Clear the mission "Tagging Up Turf" |
3 |
 Cleanup Crew Clear the mission "Cleaning The Hood" |
3 |
 I'll Have Two Number Nine's Clear the mission "Drive-Thru" |
3 |
 Tampa's Demise Clear the mission "Nines and AK's" |
3 |
 Gotta Go Fast Clear the mission "Drive-By" |
3 |
 Bros Before Hoes Clear the mission "Sweet's Girl" |
3 |
 Hydraulic Hustle Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando" by obtaining a score of at least 3.000 in the hopping minigame |
10 |
 Latin America Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando" |
3 |
 Keep Up, Holmes! During the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider", finish the race in under 1:20 |
10 |
 Pink Slip Clear the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider" |
5 |
 House Cleaning Steal all six crates during the mission "Home Invasion" without ever waking up Fuhrberger and complete the mission |
5 |
 Guerrilla Warfare Kill Fuhrberger before collecting any crates during the mission "Home Invasion" |
2 |
 Crate Carrier Clear the mission "Home Invasion" |
5 |
 Railroad Riot Clear the mission "Catalyst" |
5 |
 Military Mockery Clear the mission "Robbing Uncle Sam" |
5 |
 Locked-Up Romance Kill Freddy before reaching the place where he says "Yoohoo! Over Here!" (At the end of the first highway portion) |
5 |
 Chase Me, Chase Me! Clear the mission "OG Loc" |
5 |
 Big Boned But Still an Athlete Receive weight loss advice from Big Smoke |
1 |
 Distant Cousin Clear the mission "Running Dog" |
2 |
 Turbulent Train Heist Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" without entering Las Colinas |
5 |
 All You Had To Do, Was Follow The Damn Train CJ! Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" |
5 |
 Reaching The Holy Gate Clear the mission "Just Business" |
10 |
 Dancing Queen Clear the mission "Life's A Beach" |
3 |
 Into The Shadows Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" while taking no damage and killing a maximum of 3 guards in the mansion |
10 |
 Sneaky Gangster Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" |
5 |
 Aquaphobia Clear the mission "Management Issues" |
3 |
 Hold The Line Clear the mission "House Party" |
10 |
 Perfect Aim In "Burning Desire", destroy all the windows with only 5 molotov cocktails |
2 |
 Molotov Master Clear the mission "Burning Desire" |
4 |
 Tax Evasion During the mission "Gray Imports" kill the arms dealer before they reach their car |
3 |
 Russian Mob Clear the mission "Gray Imports" |
5 |
 Extended Tutorial Clear the mission "Doberman" |
5 |
 Funeral Free-For-All Clear the mission "Los Sepulcros" |
5 |
 A Taste of (Things to) Come Clear the mission "Reuniting The Families" |
10 |
 Entrepreneur Make your way to Doherty in San Fierro before completing "The Green Sabre" |
5 |
 Backstab Clear the mission "The Green Sabre" |
10 |
 Sucker Punch The Snitch Clear the mission "Badlands" without the snitch reaching his car and trying to escape |
2 |
 FBI, Open Up! Clear the mission "Badlands" |
2 |
 Suicide Squad Clear the mission "Tanker Commander" |
5 |
 Bet On Green Clear the mission "Against All Odds" |
5 |
 Moonshine Clear the mission "Local Liquor Store" |
5 |
 Alley Shooting Clear the mission "Small Town Bank" |
5 |
 N64 Cameo Clear the mission "Body Harvest" |
5 |
 Buffalo Wings Clear the mission "Wu Zi Mu" |
5 |
 Mirror Mode Clear the mission "Farewell My Love" |
5 |
 Because I Got High During the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?" clear the field enough to open up the Mothership within 50 seconds |
10 |
 High As A Kite Clear the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?" |
5 |
 Gang Gathering Clear the mission "Wear Flowers In Your Hair" |
3 |
 Spotless Clear the mission "555 WE TIP" without having to return to the garage due to damaging the D.A.'s car |
2 |
 White As A Snowflake Clear the mission "555 WE TIP" |
5 |
 A Concrete Brown Mess Clear the mission "Deconstruction" |
5 |
 Up And Above Clear the mission "Air Raid" |
10 |
 Infamous Clear the mission "Supply Lines" |
25 |
 Berkley's Demise Clear the mission "New Model Army" |
5 |
 Look Who It Is Clear the mission "Photo Opportunity" |
3 |
 In My Pants Clear the mission "Jizzy" |
10 |
 Special Delivery Clear the mission "T-Bone Mendez" |
5 |
 Kidnapped! Clear the mission "Mike Toreno" |
5 |
 Roadwork Ahead? I Sure Hope It Does Clear the mission "Outrider" |
10 |
 All You Had To Do... Part II Clear the mission "Snail Trail" |
5 |
 Snowball Cocktail Clear the mission "Ice Cold Killa" |
5 |
 Sweet Revenge Clear the mission "Pier 69" |
10 |
 Another One Clear the mission "Toreno's Last Flight" |
5 |
 Something Is Off Clear the mission "Mountain Cloud Boys" |
5 |
 Mana Mana, Tudu Dududu Clear the mission "Ran Fa Li" |
5 |
 Baited & Outsmarted Clear the mission "Lure" |
5 |
 Air For Days Clear the mission "Amphibious Assault" |
5 |
 Snakehead Clear the mission "The Da Nang Thang" |
10 |
 Coughio Up El Weedo Knock off and grab 6 crates from the Patriot during Big Smoke's Cash |
10 |
 Powdered Sugar In Loco Syndicate Drug Courier, kill the courier while he still has at least $1,800 worth of coke |
3 |
 Hunted Down Complete Burger Shot's courier mission before completing "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" without your wanted level being zero |
25 |
 End Of An Era Clear the mission "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" |
10 |
 Uranus Clear the mission "Zeroing In" |
5 |
 Windy Street Clear the mission "Test Drive" |
5 |
 Joking Around Clear the mission "Customs Fast Track" |
5 |
 Poppin' Tires Clear the mission "Puncture Wounds" |
5 |
 Blaze It Beat the race in "Monster" with a time of under 4:20 to be told the boss was right about you |
10 |
 Uphill Battle Clear the mission "Monster" |
5 |
 With A Little Help From My Friend Clear the mission "Highjack" |
3 |
 Fire Signal Clear the mission "Interdiction" |
5 |
 Sweet's Wedding Present Hear the details from Toreno about Sweet's new cell mate |
1 |
 Foo Fighters © Clear the mission "Learning to Fly" |
10 |
 Learn To Fly Clear the mission "N.O.E." |
5 |
 Andromada Demolished Clear the mission "Stowaway" |
5 |
 Non Consensual 69 Complete "Black Project" without using the vent to enter or exit the underground base in Area 69 |
10 |
 Area 69 Clear the mission "Black Project" |
5 |
 Slimey Clear the mission "Green Goo" |
5 |
 Fear Is The Greatest Weakness Clear the mission "Fender Ketchup" |
5 |
 Demolition Clear the mission "Explosive Situation" |
5 |
 Factory Disturbance Clear the mission "You've Had Your Chips" |
5 |
 Arco Del Oeste Clear the mission "Don Peyote" |
5 |
 Blueprints Clear the mission "Architectural Espionage" |
5 |
 Communicating the Bad News Tell Woozie about your deadly accident with Millie |
1 |
 Dildo Dominance Clear the mission "Key To Her Heart" |
3 |
 Dam Quay Destruction Clear the mission "Dam And Blast" |
5 |
 Tax Collection Clear the mission "Cop Wheels" |
5 |
 Securicar Secured Clear the mission "Up, Up And Away!" |
10 |
 They Changed The Layout! Complete the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's" without using thermal goggles or night vision goggles |
5 |
 It Was All Worth It Clear the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's" |
10 |
 Johnny Sindacco Clear the mission "Intensive Care" |
5 |
 Slow Work Clear the mission "Misappropriation" by only killing the target after he parks and exits his Buffalo at the farthest end of the underground garage [Icon shows up when you can kill him] |
5 |
 DEA Chasedown Clear the mission "Misappropriation" |
5 |
 Veganism Clear the mission "The Meat Business" |
5 |
 Tom Petty Clear the mission "Freefall" |
5 |
 Punk Motherfucker! Clear the mission "High Noon" without entering a vehicle other than Pulaski's car |
5 |
 Another Bastard Hits The Dust Clear the mission "High Noon" |
10 |
 I Said No, No, No! Clear the mission "Madd Dogg" without having Madd Dogg lose health |
1 |
 Rehab Clear the mission "Madd Dogg" |
2 |
 Taking A Little Vacation Clear the mission "Saint Mark's Bistro" |
5 |
 Notorious B.I.G. Clear the mission "A Home In The Hills" |
10 |
 Clipped Wings Sneak into the ship and enter a Hydra in "Vertical Bird" without the alarm being triggered |
3 |
 Hyper Hydra Clear the mission "Vertical Bird" |
10 |
 Reunited Clear the mission "Home Coming" |
5 |
 Climbing The Charts Clear the mission "Cut Throat Business" |
5 |
 Saviors Clear the mission "Beat Down On B Dup" |
5 |
 Guess Who's Back Clear the mission "Grove 4 Life" |
5 |
 Back To The Hood Clear the mission "Riot" |
2 |
 Preparing The Ring Clear the mission "Los Desperados" |
5 |
 A Crack Fortress in Return for a Slightly Better Fire Truck Get a S.W.A.T. in "End of the Line", destroy it, but fix it by saving it in a garage. Don't get busted or wasted. |
3 |
 Remember The Name During the mission "End Of The Line", kill Big Smoke |
10 |
 Photographic Memory Finish the warehouse escape sequence during "End Of The Line" without using Thermal Vision |
10 |
 Grove Street, Home Clear the mission "End Of The Line" |
10 |
 El Sonidito Complete 50 Taxi Fares. Taxis now have Nitro! |
25 |
 Doppler Effect Complete all 12 Paramedic missions to increase your maximum Health |
25 |
 Indestructible Complete all 12 Firefighter missions to become resistant to fire |
25 |
 Good Cop, Bad Cop Complete all 12 Vigilante missions to increase your maximum Body Armor |
25 |
 Sperm Bank Diploma Complete 10 Pimping missions and get a special reward |
10 |
 Usain Bolt Steal a total worth of $10,000 in Burglar missions to obtain Infinite Sprint |
10 |
 Upcoming Graffiti Artist Spray 25 tags |
5 |
 Subsidised Graffiti Artist Spray 50 tags |
10 |
 Professional Graffiti Artist Spray 75 tags |
10 |
 Banksy Spray 100 tags |
25 |
 Early Uber Build Complete Roboi's Food Mart's courier mission |
10 |
 Lance Armstrong Max out the Cycling Skill |
5 |
 Quads For Days Complete the BMX Challenge |
5 |
 Bunny Hop King Get a best time of 1:15 or less in the BMX Challenge |
10 |
 Hotring Racer Get 1st place in the 8-Track Stadium Event |
10 |
 Stereo 8 Get a best time of 5:10 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event |
10 |
 Speed Devil Get a best lap time of 0:23 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event |
5 |
 Mount Chiliad Climber Beat Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route in the Chiliad Challenge |
10 |
 As Free As A Bird Beat Birdseye Winder in the Chiliad Challenge |
10 |
 Snake's Tongue Beat Cobra Run in the Chiliad Challenge |
10 |
 Local Tourist Collect 25 Snapshots |
10 |
 World Traveler Collect 50 Snapshots |
25 |
 Mystery Shopper Courier Complete Hippy Shopper's courier mission |
10 |
 Dry Dry Dock Complete the NRG-500 Challenge |
10 |
 Dry Dry Dock On Steroids Get a best time of 2:00 or less in the NRG-500 Challenge |
25 |
 Motor Massacre Complete the Blood Bowl |
5 |
 Bat Out Of Hell Complete the Blood Bowl's Target Time of 2 minutes |
10 |
 Red Collar Job Complete Vank Hoff Hotel's Valet Parking mission |
10 |
 Go Kart License Pass Driving School |
10 |
 Vintage Car Collector Get a gold medal on every Driving School test |
25 |
 Majestic Marquis Pass Boat School |
5 |
 Jetmax Pistol! Get a gold medal on every Boat School test |
10 |
 Mother Trucker Complete all Trucking missions |
25 |
 Big Enough Collect 25 Horseshoes |
10 |
 Lucky Luke Collect 50 Horseshoes |
25 |
 Freeway Driver Pass Bike School |
5 |
 NRG-500 Specialist Get a gold medal on every Bike School test |
10 |
 Paying Off The Faggio Complete Burger Shot's courier mission |
10 |
 We're Going Off-Road! Get a best score of 26 in Kickstart |
5 |
 Acrobatic Expertise Get a best score of 61 in Kickstart |
50 |
 Dirty Sanchez Get 1st place in Dirt Track |
5 |
 Crazy Train Complete Level 2 of the Freight Train Challenge |
5 |
 M.U.R.I.C.A Complete the Shooting Range Challenge |
10 |
 The Holy Pearl Collect 50 oysters |
25 |
 Crane Operator Finish the first list of Vehicle Exports |
10 |
 Basin Docks Scout Finish the second list of Vehicle Exports |
10 |
 Car Dealer Finish the third list of Vehicle Exports |
10 |
 Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams Get a gold medal on every Flight School test |
25 |
 Los Santos Pink Slip Conqueror Win all Los Santos Race Tournaments unlocked after "Learning to Fly" |
25 |
 San Fierro Pink Slip Conqueror Win all San Fierro Race Tournaments |
25 |
 Las Venturas Pink Slip Conqueror Win all Las Venturas Freight Depot Race Tournaments |
25 |
 Strutter! Complete all Las Venturas Airport Checkpoint Races |
10 |
 It Ain't Much, But It's Honest Work Complete all Quarry missions |
25 |
 MMA Fighter Learn all the moves from the 3 gyms |
3 |
 Beginning Investor Buy all properties that are available in the beginning of the game |
3 |
 Los Santos Magnate Buy all properties that become available after beating "The Green Sabre" |
3 |
 San Fierro Magnate Buy all properties that become available after beating "Are You Going to San Fierro?" |
3 |
 Preparing A Pension Buy all properties that become available after beating "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" |
2 |
 Aero-Investment Buy all properties that become available after beating "Learning to Fly" |
5 |
 King Of San Andreas Jr. 100% Achieved! |
25 |
 Stunt Double Do 35 Unique Jumps |
25 |
 Urban Legend Do 70 Unique Jumps |
25 |
 Glock Glock 9000 Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Pistol |
5 |
 Silence, I Kill You! Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Silenced 9mm Pistol |
5 |
 Juan Deag Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Desert Eagle |
5 |
 Preparing The Hostage Situation Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Shotgun |
5 |
 Brutal Massacre Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Sawn-off Shotgun |
5 |
 Left 4 Dead Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Combat Shotgun |
5 |
 Pistol Round Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Tec-9 |
5 |
 Micro Compensation Reach the skill level of Hitman with the SMG |
5 |
 Al Capone Reach the skill level of Hitman with the AK-47 |
5 |
 Counter Strike Reach the skill level of Hitman with the M4 |
5 |
 Come To Daddy Max out your Sex Appeal |
5 |
 Number Nine Eating Contest Get so fat that you're at a huge risk for a heart attack |
2 |
 Bulkin' Up Max out your Muscle |
5 |
 Running Man Max out your Stamina |
5 |
 Pack Leader Earn enough Respect to form a 7 man gang |
5 |
 Natural Gasoline Talent Max out the Driving, Flying and Bike skills |
5 |
 That's Real Interesting Gift a Vibrator (the smaller of the two toys) to one of your girlfriends |
3 |
 A Tour Around Town Get your car stolen by Michelle Cannes during your date |
1 |
 Kinky Stuff Trigger the Extra Date with Millie Perkins |
1 |
 Passive Income Unlock the Pimp Suit |
5 |
 Livin' Off The Grid Unlock the Rural Clothes |
10 |
 Formula 1 Driver Unlock the Racing Suit |
10 |
 Call A Medic! Unlock the Medic Uniform |
10 |
 Cop Cosplay Unlock the Cop Outfit |
10 |
 Take It From El Binco Buy all clothes available at Binco |
2 |
 Sub Urban Dictionary Buy all clothes available at Sub Urban |
2 |
 Pro-Laps Around Uranus Buy all clothes available at Pro-Laps |
2 |
 Zipper Up Buy all clothes available at Zip |
2 |
 Fashion Fictim Buy all clothes available at Victim |
2 |
 Empty The Sach Buy all clothes available at Didier Sachs |
4 |
 Fashionista CJ Obtain all clothing in the game excluding the Pimp Suit |
10 |
 Asserting Dominance Conquer 30 territories (A territory counts as being yours after you clear the 2nd wave) |
10 |
 Alpha Male Conquer 53 territories |
25 |
 From Fat To Thin Cock Beat the Cock starting at Fisher's Lagoon and add the prize to your cash stack |
5 |
 Beat Up The Cock Beat the Cock starting at Santa Maria Beach and add the prize to your cash stack |
5 |
 The Legal Crime Circuit Max out your Gambling skill |
5 |
 A Good Sailor Sails The Red Sea Receive a fatal threat to your life from an angry loan shark |
2 |
 Beerrrkkkleeeeeyyy!!!!! Destroy 25 vans in a run of Beefy Baron |
10 |
 Oh Baby, A Triple! Pull off your first Triple Insane Stunt |
3 |
 One Wheel Wonder Get a longest wheelie time of 60 seconds |
3 |
 Vertical Velocity Get a longest 2 wheels time of 5 seconds |
10 |
 It's Like This And Like That Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 3.500 points |
5 |
 And Like This And Uh Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.500 points |
10 |
 Say Hey Hey Hey Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.000 points |
5 |
 What You Got To Say? Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 8.000 points |
10 |
 We Gotta Get Over Before We Go Under Clear "Funky President" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 7.500 points |
25 |
 P-40E Warhawk Get a best time of 2:00 or less in World War Ace |
10 |
 Pitts Special S-1 Get a best time of 5:00 or less in Barnstorming |
10 |
 Harrier II Get a best time of 4:00 or less in Military Service |
10 |
 Bell 206 Get a best time of 2:40 or less in Chopper Checkpoint |
10 |
 Urban Bell 206 Get a best time of 2:45 or less in Whirly Bird Waypoint |
10 |
 Boeing AH-64 Apache Get a best time of 3:45 or less in Heli Hell |
10 |
 Chevrolet Camaro Save a Phoenix in a garage |
3 |
 Glen What?? Save a Ruined Glendale or a Ruined Sadler in a garage |
2 |
 Mitsubishi Pajero Save a Sandking in a garage |
2 |
 Chevrolet Suburban Save an FBI Rancher in a garage |
3 |
 Beefy RC Van Save a Berkley's RC Van in a garage |
5 |
 CH-47 Chinook Save a Cargobob in the Verdant Meadows hangar |
3 |
 Too Big To Fit! Save a plane in any garage except the Verdant Meadows hangar |
3 |
 Mecha-Plastic Surgery Save a car with 11 modifications in a garage (excluding colors and paintjobs) |
5 |
 Hoopin' It Up Score at least 30 points in the Basketball Challenge |
5 |
 Small Forward Jordy Score at least 60 points in the Basketball Challenge |
25 |
 DoDonPachi II: Bee Storm Submit a High Score of 5.000 on Let's Get Ready To Bumble |
10 |
 The Sizzle Special Submit a High Score of 50.000 in Go Go Space Monkey |
5 |
 The Big Probe Submit a 1st place score in They Crawled From Uranus |
10 |
 Colorblind Submit a top 5 score in Duality's white high score table |
5 |
 Top Score Submit a top 5 score in Duality's black high score table |
5 |
 Master Balls Win a game of Pool by pocketing all your balls |
5 |
 From Zero To Hero Use a Pay 'N' Spray while at a 6-star wanted rating |
10 |
 There are no Easter Eggs up here. Go away Stand on the platform with the non-existent easter egg |
1 |
 The Biggest Rock Formation in San Andreas Stand on top of Cock Rock |
1 |
 Lunar Eclipse Make the moon reach its biggest size |
1 |
 Grove Street, Home Have one of your homies take a picture of you and save it to the gallery |
1 |