| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 This Won't Fix Things Activate the Yellow Switch |
1 |
 Murder #1 Defeat Iggy |
1 |
 The Darkness of Death Reach the end |
1 |
 Thorough Reader View all of the game's message boxes in one session (opening text not required) |
1 |
 Who The Hell...? Let not Mario have his turn (second controller or player not required) |
1 |
 Bad At Following Instructions Come back later to never come back |
1 |