| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Steamed Hams But It's a Game Boy Game Unlock the ending "Story Mode" |
2 |
 An Inspiring Man Unlock the ending "Unforgettable Luncheon" |
2 |
 You Steam a Good Ham Unlock the ending "Regular Luncheon" |
2 |
 The Adventure Continues Unlock the ending "Unforgettable Adventure" |
2 |
 It Takes Two to Lie: One to Lie and One to Listen Unlock the ending "Bad Liar" |
2 |
 Fired Up Unlock the ending "Unforgivable Luncheon" |
2 |
 No Unlock the ending "No." |
2 |
 You Don't Know What You're Getting Unlock the ending "Hams Goes For Hamburgers!" |
2 |
 Good Lord, What Is Happening in There? Unlock the ending "Steamed Humans" |
2 |
 Holy Smokes, You Need Booze Get to the hospital |
4 |