| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Here's the Beef Complete the Game |
2 |
 Beef Collector Grab 70 or More Steaks and Complete the Game |
3 |
 Beefrunner Complete the Game in 0:40 or less |
3 |
 Damaged Beef Complete the Game without Getting Hit, Dying or Grabbing the Shield |
3 |
 Press Right to Win Complete the Game without Pressing Left or Dying |
3 |
 Low Beef Score Reach the Goalpost without Gaining a Point or Dying |
5 |
 This is Illegal, You Know? Enter the level selection code and try to enter the screen to find a message |
0 |