| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 There Is No Escape... Attempt to leave through the starting area |
1 |
 Wish You Could Do This in '96 Kick the Bowser painting in the opening area |
1 |
 Bowser's Domain Welcome to the actual game! |
1 |
 Blue Door Monty Try to enter the blue key door |
1 |
 I'm So Blue but I Know What to Do Activate the Blue Switch |
3 |
 Yump Up, Superstar! Perform a Yump on the Blue Switch |
5 |
 Doration the Exploration Visit every (intended) room |
10 |
 Same Story, One Verse Defeat Bowser and hear his dying message |
5 |
 Pesky Plumber Defeat Bowser without taking damage |
5 |
 The Secret Trio Collect 3 unintentional stars |
3 |
 Enter the Shadow Realm Find the path to the True Basement |
5 |
 L is Real Enter the Luigi painting |
5 |
 Bing Bing YAYAYAYAHOO! Defeat Bowser in under 30 seconds |
5 |