| Achievement | Points |
|---|---|
 Alcohol Is the Best Medicine Help Birdy get to sleep in Hangover |
1 |
 Pan Handling Show the Gargoyle the back of your frying pan in "Gargoyle" |
5 |
 Animal Control Help Jack with his rodent problem in "Marvin" |
5 |
 Barns Bitching Bats Get to the B Platform in the Barn without jumping or taking damage |
3 |
 Beehave Yourself Bring back all the bees without jumping more than 5 times after the first bees follow you |
3 |
 A Squirrel Has Ten Lives Collect a special tail worth 10 lives in "Barn Boys" |
5 |
 Hasta la Vista, Baby Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" |
5 |
 Buff You, Asshole! Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without being harmed |
10 |
 Hairy Matter Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without going down the hill |
10 |
 The Obvious Fall See the bridge being destroyed to the central bank |
1 |
 Down Here, We All Float Take the confidence pills in "Sewage Sucks" |
5 |
 A Load of Bullcrap Wake up the Great Mighty Poo in "Corn Off the Cob" without using the Pan |
10 |
 Bowel Movement Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" |
5 |
 Prince Charmin Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without being harmed |
10 |
 Save It For Corona Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without missing more than 5 chances to clog his mouth |
10 |
 Get Your Arse in Gear! Help the lady cogs exact their revenge in "Cogs' Revenge" |
5 |
 Super Soaker Put out the Fire Imps in the boiler room in "Pisstastic" without getting drunk more than once |
10 |
 Great Balls of Fire Defeat the big-bollocked boiler in "Brass Monkey" |
5 |
 Bad Doggies Are Bad Doggies Escape the Bullfish's wrath in "Bullfish's Revenge" without letting him eat any Catfish |
10 |
 Dumb As Rocks Have Berri fail to recognize Conker in his costume in "Rock Solid" |
5 |
 A Feast to Behold Kill all the Uga-Bugas in "Raptor Food" without letting anyone get eaten |
10 |
 A Reptile Dysfunction Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut" |
5 |
 T-Wrecked Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut" without being harmed |
10 |
 Buga's Bushy Secret Collect a special tail worth 5 lives in "Uga Buga" |
5 |
 B-Bucks Make another contribution to the Bee community in "Wasps' Revenge" |
5 |
 Sting Operation Complete the wasp turret section in "Wasps' Revenge" without being harmed |
10 |
 What's the Bloody Point? Replace your frying pan with something better in "Mr. Death" |
5 |
 Nice Going, Bat-Ass! Finish feeding your ancestor in "Count Batula" |
5 |
 Bat-Shit Insane Feed your ancestor in "Count Batula" without missing more than thrice with your shit |
10 |
 Failed Mission Save a Villager during "Zombies" and see them run off to their doom |
1 |
 Resident Weevil Open the mansion door in "Zombies" without equipping the shotgun and without being harmed |
25 |
 Rock n' Load Fulfill your patriotic duty in "TNT" |
5 |
 Heil Ze Black List Survive your first encounter with the Tediz in "Sole Survivor" without jumping or consuming any chocolate |
10 |
 Seeing Red Complete the turret section in "Casualty Department" without being harmed |
10 |
 Everyone Left Behind Flee to the tank area in "Saving Private Rodent" without bringing Rodent with you |
10 |
 The Runt of Red October Destroy all of the submarines in "Little Girl" without being harmed |
10 |
 Terror Teddy Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment" |
5 |
 Experi-Mental Breakdown Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment" without being harmed |
10 |
 Arms Race Escape to the Boat in "Countdown" with at least 2 minutes and 30 seconds left |
25 |
 I Know Conk-Fu... Complete "Enter the Vertex" without being harmed |
25 |
 Believe the Unbelievable Complete "Enter the Vertex" without jumping more than 8 times |
25 |
 Heinrich the Great Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without being harmed |
10 |
 Alien Syndrome Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without blocking once |
10 |
 Long Live the King Drink a whisky at The Cock and Plucker alehouse at last call |
5 |
 Prolonging the Inevitable Talk to the guards at the entrance of Uga Buga without having met Gregg yet |
5 |
 I'll Be Back... Arrive at the cavemen's home without ever having entered the barn before |
10 |
 Cash Prizes Earn $2,310 in Story Mode |
5 |
 All About the Benjamins Earn $2,710 in Chapter Mode |
10 |
 Only on Nintendo Ultra 64! Watch Conker play some Killer Instinct on his Game Boy Color |
1 |
 Absolute Monarch Watch Conker set some butterflies on fire |
1 |
 Imp-sulted Insult the Imp bartender at The Cock and Plucker multiple times via the cheat menu |
1 |
 Live & Reloaded Unlock all of the multiplayer characters |
1 |
 You Always Remember Your First... Get one kill in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher |
1 |
 I Was Born Ready Get 35 kills in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher |
2 |
 The Universe, and Artificial Stupidity Win a 5-life Deathmatch against an Einstein difficulty CPU |
5 |
 Protect Your Nuts Win a 5-minute Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while getting at least 20 kills and without dying |
2 |
 Squirrel King Win a time-limited Deathmatch against 3 Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while staying in 1st place for the entire match after achieving the first kill |
5 |
 Lead Lawnmower Get 25 kills in a time-limited Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher in 5 minutes or less |
2 |
 Instant Rare Replay Get a Slow-Mo kill in Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher |
1 |
 Rainbow Road Warrior Win a 3-lap Race in a 8 player format against Normal difficulty CPUs while staying in 8th place for at least 1 full lap after the starting line |
5 |
 Panzer Pro Get 20 kills in a Tank match against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher |
2 |
 Saving Ryan's Privates In a War match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Total War" map score 50 points |
5 |
 The Team That Slays Together... Win a War match in a 6 vs. 6 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Colors" map while scoring at least 5 points |
25 |
 Dinero & Dash Win a 5-life Heist match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by collecting 5 Money Bags without letting any other player score any points |
5 |
 Hell in an Eggshell Win a 5-minute Raptor match as a Mama Raptor in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 20 points |
5 |
 Breakfast Is Served Win a Raptor match as a Uga-Buga against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 20 points |
5 |
 65 Million OP Win a Raptor match as a Mama Raptor against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 26 points |
5 |
 Au Revoir, Paris! Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Tedi in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without letting them score more than 3 points |
5 |
 Stench Revolution Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Frenchy in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without dying |
5 |